Taylor and I went to a screening of A Christmas Story at The Driskill Hotel the other night. Before the movie, they had contests. This one was “Mommy’s Little Piggy” where they had to eat a plateful of mashed potatoes with no hands. The second was chugging a glass of Ovaltine and third was shooting someone’s eye out with a nerf gun. The winner got a leg lamp. Ohhh, alamo drafthouse, you funny.