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Seriously. Jesus started the whole wait-three-days thing — he waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he’d have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died. They’d be all, ‘hey, Jesus, what up?’ And Jesus would probably be like, ‘what up? I died, yesterday!’ Then they would be all, ‘uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude.’ And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. And then the dude would be like, ‘uh OK, whatever you say, bro.’ He’s not going to come back on a Saturday — everybody’s busy, doing chores, working their looms, trimming their beards. No, he waits the exact right number of days: Three. Plus, it’s Sunday, so everyone’s already in church already. They’re all in there, ‘oh no, Jesus is dead.’ Then, bam, he bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everybody’s totally psyched, and FYI: That’s when he invented the high five. Three days. We wait three days, because that’s how long Jesus wanted us to wait. True story.

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Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother (via funnastyfun - elohbee) (via replicant) (via mayonegg)

the conclusions that guys come to just makes me laugh!

Apr 29, 2009

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